The drive from Madurai to Kochi was a much longer trip – 8 hours in the car – though I think we determined that the driver took us quite a bit out of the way, using a poor choice of route. Oh well…
We had pre-booked a place called the Hotel Dewland – with a Kochi address - on Agoda.com but it really was not in Kochi at all, but out of town. It WAS closer to the airport than we would have been in Kochi proper, but let’s just say we were in the sticks.
The manager was all hot to book us up with jeep tours, elephant washing excursions, deer park excursions trip to a waterfall and we had only one day there. There was an elephant training center down the road, but that was not on offer.
We seemed to be almost the only guests, so in the end, we agreed to the elephant washing and the deer park – gov’t. well-run deer rescue sort of place (though we have seen very good examples of the two different deer down here already).
This was a very new property (Agoda wants me to be the first one to review it) only 6-months old, so it was clean, bright and well- appointed. And empty. The dining room was nice but we couldn’t have a beer in it (main floor, and “this is a family establishment”) but we could get beer and our dinner one flight up in a club room. Fine. Someone came to our door well before dinner with a menu to find out what we wanted to eat when the time came. I guess they didn’t want to kill their elephant for just one sandwich1. So, we kept the menu to peruse and the waiter agreed to come back for our order. We were delighted with the unusual dishes and were ready with our choices when he returned.
Rob said, “I’ll have the sweet and s our prawns.” Sorry sir. Not available.
“You don’t have prawns?” No sir.
“Did you ever? Is it because they’re gone???” Not available sir.
So we settled on two orders of satay chicken with peanut sauce. “Sorry sir. Not available.”
“You don’t have satay chicken?” Not available.
“Well, what do you have?”
We have chop suey, fried rice, fried noodles . . . .
“That’s it?????? That’s ALL you HAVE?????” (can you hear the squawk in my voice?)
We have sandwiches!
“Ahhh. (scan the menu) We’ll have a chicken burger!” Not available sir.
So, in the end, I ordered a chicken salad sandwich (if any chicken was harmed in the making of that sandwich, I’ll be damned) and Rob had the egg & mayo which might make you think egg salad (as it did HIM) but no. More omelet-like with mayo and cukes (and Indian spices).
I’m sorry to report that the food choices never got better – or bigger. They did have soup and fries, which I think we had the next day. The buffet breakfast was Indian only and Spartan. I love Indian food, but Idli and Sambar at 8 a.m. is more than I can take.
Food aside, next morning we set off with a driver to go down the road to see elephants getting their morning scrub. There was no audience participation, unfortunately, and really not much of a show, but it was a way to give these fellows some money for what they do.
Next, the deer park. The deer were in enclosures, but with lots of room to roam. Not exactly sure why they were there, but they were well fed, the park lovely and well-maintained.
What we liked, though, was the forest itself. It was full of birds, many of which were elusive, but we entertained ourselves AND our driver birdwatching until our time was up. Saw the wonderful Goldenback Woodpeckers again and again in those trees, and the Jungle Owlet. Once we got our owlet eyes on, we discovered the place was lousy with them. They are day feeders.
Anyway, the manager was very nice (obsequious) and really wanted our feedback (he really didn’t) and accommodated us the next day for a very late check-out as we discovered our flight out of Kochi airport was delayed one hour, and then another. And then another. So our original check out time of 5 became 10 pm by the time we left – now expecting our flight to leave Kochi at 2 a.m.
Alas – not to be. Hour by hour, we kept getting delayed until finally they announced that our flight would leave at 7 a.m. (an 11-hour delay, all told). Not the BEST night we’ve ever had, and a sad way to end a great trip – but, unfortunately fog is a huge problem which delays flights and trains at Delhi and Chandigarh (the cold northern parts) in December and January, and THAT was the issue. Our flight could not leave Kochi until it was going to be able to land in Delhi.
So, we did get back to Delhi, and we did get to the Hotel Uppal we had booked in Delhi for the previous night (when we thought we would arrive at 11 p.m.) – just at noon (check-out time) the next day – but they allowed us to have a few hours to shower and rest and then at two we rushed off again to the train station, and our final leg of the journey.
So, we are back in Chandigarh (Mohali, really) packing up. Rob and I have another marketing trip to do on Wednesday, apparently and we will also want to go out to CIIS one more time to say our good-byes.
Tomorrow, my friend Shilpa, who was a student here in 2004 will come for a visit from Hoshiarpur. She will be ten years older. I’m glad I’m not.
Hansi
1 That was a very old joke of my father’s, so please don’t be calling the SPCA






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